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Black Betty

Posted on April 23, 2016 by Elbrecht

At 2:17AM on a recent Friday morning I couldn’t sleep.

Not in the sense that I was laying awake in bed, thinking about the cosmos, or wondering how “The Walking Dead” Season Finale would play into any future cross-over series that might be developed, or anxiously awaiting the sun to rise again.

I was actually physically not able to sleep.

As my body was beginning to shut down at the cellular level, the efflux of potassium and phosphorus from every cell beginning to overwhelm my blood stream, the pager holstered upon my left hip started chiming again.

The pager transmitted electrical energy, similar to that of a defibrillator, into my body; the potassium and phosphorus blasted back into the cells, preventing a super-saturated metabolic derangement which would have caused my cardiac activity to cease.

Simultaneously, the loudspeaker in the Emergency Department blared, “Septic Shock Alert, ED 47.”

“Septic Shock Alert, ED 47.”

I unholstered the pager from my hip, quicker than Doc Holliday when he penetrated Ringo’s brain with a lead slug, and glanced down at the message awaiting me.

As I swiveled and rose from the stool I had been atop for only a matter of moments, I read the message. Thankfully, it only read “Septic Shock Alert, ED 47”, the electrical companion to the overheard communication, instead of 555-9095.

Or 555-9030.

Or 555-9494.

Those numbers belonged to the Hospitalist medicine service, the Intensive Care Unit, and the ED Nursing desk, respectively.

Responding to any of those calls would have meant either another patient was waiting for me to admit them to the hospital or an already admitted patient was trying to die in the ICU.

If any of those three numbers had been present, I would have needed to take over the care of the actively dying patient in the Septic Shock Alert, while simultaneously trying to:

1) figure out how in god’s name I would possibly get all of the work done I still had to do

2) supervise my junior resident

3) not lose my mind.

I also probably would have taken the pager and rifled it into the closest wall, hoping to have it explode in a wave of energy like the Death Star in Episode IV.

My Junior Resident sat beside me, near catatonic from Night Call’s siren song; I tugged at his scrub top, motioned for him to follow along, and let out a long sigh.

I could not sleep.

I was the Senior Resident on Night Call.

Or as I prefer to call her, Black Betty.

Black Betty is the anthropomorphic representation of Night Call, the overnight shift when physician staffing drops to a skeleton crew and the statistical probability of all hell breaking loose starts creeping up on 100%.

As the sun begins setting on a hard day’s work for most of the physicians, nurses, and ancillary staff in the hospital, Betty begins to rear her ugly head.

Her darkness requires the fortitude of a special type of physician.

Unless you are a Resident like me. Then you are required to show up to spend some time with Black Betty as a part of your training.

You are not a special physician. You are a Resident. And the only thing special about you is your ability to not spontaneously combust from the lack of sleep you have sustained.

Every Resident dates Black Betty. Some for a night here and there, with no specific frequency or expectation. She does not discriminate.

Others join her for a two week stretch; where her smooth skin becomes chapped and dry by the third night, her velvety caressing hands become stiff and arthritic by the seventh, and her formerly gentle kisses become vicious flesh-tearing wounds as the sun rises on the tenth.

Black Betty invites the denizens of the night to start shuffling into the Emergency Department.

And the critically ill whose lives are sustained by technological marvels in the ICU to begin their physiologic derangements.

They are joined by the sickly and elderly who become unpleasantly delirious as a result of her rancor.

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To this point in my Residency, I have spent over 20 weeks with Black Betty. A majority of those weeks have come in two week chunks, spread over In-patient Medicine, Surgery, and Obstetrics.

But as a now as a PGY-2, the Senior Resident, I have also had more than my fair share of random Saturday date nights with ‘ol Betty.

She and I have been intimate more times than I would care to admit.

Each date brings about something unique, whether it’s a patient hurtling a chair through a 7th-story window, a near-dead woman’s heart beating in full view of the audience in the trauma bay, or stabbing a needle into a man’s chest to hear the whoosh of air escape and provide his lung the opportunity to re-inflate.

She is fertile with opportunities for us to perform our duties as physicians.

Black Betty had a child, the damn thing gone wild.

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At 2:43AM on a recent Friday morning I exited ED 47 with my Junior Resident in tow.

Black Betty had provided us an opportunity to exercise our clinical judgement, initiate resuscitative measures, and stabilize an elderly gentleman who had tangoed with the Grim Reaper several times in the past two months.

The Reaper’s grasp had tried to choke off the man’s air supply. But we would have none of that.

Black Betty didn’t care. She shrugged it off.

She knew other opportunities awaited.

And my Junior Resident and I would be there. Waiting.

I would not sleep.

Not when Black Betty has anything to say about it.

The Rise of Magneto

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Elbrecht

The Birth of Magneto

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Since their inception, movies and television have glamorized the life of a physician, often intertwining personal stories of said physicians with the heroic acts they perform and the inherent braininess required therein.

This is only a mild reality.

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Sure, physicians are by-and-large smarter than the average bear, but it is our tireless work ethic, attention to detail, and self-loathing which provides us the ability to make such a significant impact in the lives of our patients.

There is little glitz, even less glamour, and only the occasional heroic act in the life of a physician. But the combination of these traits keeps many of us going back to work every day.

No. I mean EVERY day. As in… working EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

In case you can’t tell I’m currently smack dab in the middle of my second year of Residency (aka PGY-2)… a time I have affectionately termed, “The Rise of Magneto.”

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Though some more recent medical dramas have included the lives of Residents, this middle ground in the hierarchy of medicine is poorly understood and recognized.

After completing medical school, newly-minted physicians in the US must complete a Residency before becoming a physician capable of practicing on their own.

In the US, simply completing medical school is not sufficient to become a physician; no hospitals or physician groups will hire you; no insurance will reimburse you.

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Instead, you must prove your worth, knowledge, and skills by completing a Residency in the specialty of your choice.

Alas, the general public is not fully aware of this transitional stage in the professional life of a physician. There is either “you are a doctor” or “you are not a doctor”.

And if the patient is sitting in a gown, on an exam table or on a hospital gurney, while asking for medical help and you identify yourself as their physician, “you are a doctor.”

Which, in fact, you are.

Confused yet?

Well, I am too.

Because now that I’m half-way through my Residency, I am starting to find myself straddling the line between being a naive Intern and a full-fledged Attending.

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The major reason Residencies exist in the US is due to the wide swath of information and skills needing to be honed in order to provide adequate medical care in the 21st century (and the 20th century before it.)

The sheer breadth of knowledge acquired during these training programs is paramount to fully understanding the capabilities, pit-falls, and intricacies of the human body.

It also introduces physicians to the longitudinal aspects of caring for patients and their families.

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One night while I was an Intern (PGY-1), I responded to an overhead page from the Emergency room; my assistance was requested in the care of a critically ill patient.

Not exactly “my” assistance per se, but by being the Intern on-call, I was part of the team responding to patients who have such a severe infection as to be called “Septic“.

The woman was non-responsive, cool to the touch, and seemingly every square centimeter of her body was swollen with fluid.

Her vital signs on the monitor were tenuous. A quick scan of her body revealed a tube protruding from her pelvis, most likely a surgically placed catheter to drain urine from her bladder.

The daughter sat at the bedside, quickly describing the course of actions she believed could have led to the current predicament.

Despite her seated position at the bedside, her fear was palpable.

I thanked her for the explanation and informed her we would need to pursue aggressive measures to save her mother’s life. Without hesitation, she consented.

Over the next several days, her mother remained unresponsive in the Intensive Care Unit, her life supported by machines to keep her lungs delivering oxygen to her swollen body; medications kept her heart pumping that same oxygen to every fragile cell.

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But one day shortly thereafter, I arrived in the ICU and the mother was no longer in the room.

The bed was barren, immaculately cleaned, and prepared for the next critically ill patient.

She had died overnight, her body unable to sustain life despite the most aggressive medical interventions, all while I attempted to regain my cellular integrity through several hours of sleep in my own poorly-cared-for apartment.

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Six months later, I was working in the office of an Oncologist (a doctor who treats patients with cancer) preparing to see his next patient. While thumbing through her chart, he described the course of events leading her to seek his care.

When we entered the room, I saw a familiar face. The daughter of the non-responsive woman I just described. She smiled and greeted me, though I instantaneously recognized her palpable fear.

The Oncologist was surprised and said, “you two know each other?”

I responded, “yes, I cared for her mother.”

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There were no heroic acts which changed the outcome of the mother’s life. Unfortunately, there were no heroic acts to perform for the daughter either.

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In our current “illness-based” medical system, which more handsomely rewards interventions while people are ill, even Family Medicine docs like myself tend to more commonly encounter patients when they are in need, rather than when they are well.

{This is more a by-product of when people tend to seek out care, rather than a desire on most physicians part, as Family Medicine is predicated on prevention of illness.}

And sometimes the wellness and illness intersect.

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Having completed two months of Obstetrics and Gynecology during my intern year, as a PGY-2 I have become “eligible” to work 24-hour shifts on the Obstetrics service.

The Rise of Magneto, indeed.

{By eligible, I mean the cap on my consecutive hours able to be worked is now 24… And I am assigned to work said shifts based on my availability. Which is truly, whenever. But that is Residency. So be it.}

Within the first hour of working my first OB-24, I delivered the baby of a woman I had never met, which is common on the Labor & Delivery service.

After ascertaining the baby’s general health and wellness while identifying the absence of suturing opportunities in the woman’s vaginal canal, I calmly congratulated her, welcomed her son to the world, and exited the room to tend to another pregnant woman.

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One week later I was working in the Pediatric Emergency Department, my latest assignment as a PGY-2, when my eyes were drawn to a patient’s Chief Complaint on the Patient Tracking Board.

It read “fever, decreased PO intake”. I scanned over to the patient’s age and read, “7 days.”

On my first night in the Pediatric ED I had seen another 7-day-old with fever and decreased PO (oral) intake. I ended up performing a lumbar puncture that night on that child due to a concern for meningitis.

Thankfully, the test results came back showing that the child did not have meningitis. It recovered quickly and was home within two days.

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But that experience had quickly alerted me to the need to act quickly and decisively in order to prevent a dire outcome.

So I clicked my name next to this latest 7-day-old child and quickly proceeded to the patient room to evaluate him.

When I opened the door and introduced myself, the mother and I instantaneously recognized each other. She was gently rocking the boy I had delivered only 7 days previously.

“Doctor, please help him.”

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I had only a week before assisted his exit from his mother’s womb. I assured his mother we would care for him and made my way back to the area where an Attending physician was awaiting my assessment and plan.

While I alerted my Attending to the intimate relationship I possessed with this child and his mother, a few of the other Residents and Attendings happened to overhear the predicament.

They all began to listen in as I outlined my plan to perform a Lumbar puncture to assure he was not rapidly deteriorating at the hands of a bacterial foe.

My Attending agreed, looked at me intently, all the while recognizing my whole-hearted investment in this patient.

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There are few instances in medicine as intimate as the delivery as a child, and to have that same child fall ill and somehow end up back within your care in a completely different hospital on a completely different medical service only a few days later, is the essence Family Medicine.

We can be seemingly ubiquitous.

Thankfully, the young boy, only a week into his life, tolerated the Lumbar puncture; his cerebrospinal fluid was absent of life-eradicating bacteria or virus; he was sleeping comfortably in his own crib again within two days.

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The transition from “medically knowledgeable but clinically deficient Intern” to “clinically seasoned and seemingly knowledgeable Senior Resident” is one fraught with pitfalls: sleep deprivation, anxiety-producing clinical scenarios, life-and-death struggles, and glaring holes in medical knowledge.

But at the moment of greatest despair, when the chips are down, the night can’t end, the day can’t come soon enough, and the struggle to become a good physician seems out-of-reach, the Intern becomes a Senior Resident.

And reflects back on the do-or-die nights, the life-and-death days, the thankful patients, the grateful families, the new-born babies first squeel, and the meaningful and life-long relationships created in the cauldron of uncertainty…

… bringing on The Rise from Intern to Senior Resident.

In my case, The Rise of Magneto.

Life Sustains Us

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Elbrecht

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Part of the training to become a Family Medicine physician requires the Resident to have the ability to successfully assist a woman in the delivery her child. Depending on your religion, culture, and/or understanding of human biology, when the baby exits the vaginal canal and lets out its first cry, its life has begun.

Being a part of this experience has led Family Medicine to adopt a credo of “from the cradle to the grave”, as we have the unique blessing to care for patients from the beginning of life until death becomes us.

Nearing the end of my Intern year as a Family Medicine physician, I have now had the opportunity to train as a physician on the Obstetrics and Gynecology (OB/Gyn) service two times. The first four weeks occurred in the first half of my year and were a whirlwind of stress and re-introduction to a field of medicine which I had barely survived as a student.

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During those four weeks, I constantly found myself on edge, not only because of my experiences as a student, but because I found myself as the least seasoned member of a team responsible for making sure each and every baby let out its first cry.

While a sense of relief and pride would wash over me when each baby boy or girl let out its first little squeal, most often while I was still holding it in my gloved hands, I was still tasked with several steps to assess the health of the mother after handing off the baby to the pediatrician who stood awaiting my delivery.

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Those additional steps were the cumbersome parts I would rehearse in my head while staring intently at the woman’s vagina as I used my fingers to create the space needed to assist the baby’s head from tearing perineal tissue. Often times, my mind would go blank as soon as the baby made its way into my arms.

After what seemed like an eternity, which properly calculated only totaled 4-5 seconds, I would begin assessing the mother’s health, including any vaginal lacerations which may need repair, massaging the fundus of her uterus to determine the likelihood of a postpartum hemorrhage, and carefully tugging at the umbilical cord still attached to the indwelling placenta.

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Typically within 10 minutes I would have transitioned from the foot of the bed, having delivered the newborn and the placenta, as well as completing the necessary postpartum assessments, to clickety-clacking away at the computer to document the successful delivery.

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My second go-around on the OB/Gyn service was nearly identical in substance to the first four weeks: women of different stages of pregnancy coming into Labor and Delivery Triage to be told if they were or were not in labor, often requiring me to perform speculum checks and cervical exams; actively laboring women begging for epidurals and anxiously awaiting their newborn while I paid hawk-like attention to the monitors assessing fetal heart tones and uterine contractions; rounding before the crack-of-dawn on women post-delivery, assessing their postpartum needs; and imparting my seemingly minimal medical and clinical knowledge of Obstetrics and Gynecology to the even less-knowledgeable medical students I was tasked with teaching.

But while the substance of the second four weeks was nearly identical, my experience as a physician training in this foreign world was markedly different. By the time I showed up for the second-go-around I was a substantially different physician; it is utterly unconscionable how much things had changed in five months…

how much things had changed in me…

how much things had changed in me as a physician…

how much things had changed in me as a physician responsible for the care of a pregnant woman and her unborn baby…

how much things had changed in me as a physician responsible for the care of a pregnant woman and her unborn baby while being the leader of the medical team.

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Suffice it to say, it was an overwhelmingly different four weeks. And by no means was I the lone physician paying excruciating attention to the women and their unborn babies, as I was assisted/supervised by a 2nd or 3rd year OB/Gyn resident and Attending physician, but the knowledge and experience I acquired during the initial four weeks allowed me a level of comfort in my own capabilities that I had not anticipated.

The knowledge and experience in regards to the medical aspects of physiology, biochemistry, and anatomy involved in OB/Gyn were certainly at the forefront of increasing my comfort level, but it was actually my knowledge and experience of the other members of the care team that proved to be my greatest asset.

Not that other medical services in the hospital don’t have exquisitely trained nursing staff, but the OB nurses are in a class all by themselves… and if you don’t respect that, they will bury you. Bury you in a world of cervical checks, bleeding vaginas, and spasming uteri.

Think about that for a second… spasming uteri. It used to give me chills even thinking about it… but that was way back when… when I was still learning about how life sustains us. Now I know to give some gentle uterine fundal massage. And run the pitocin wide open.

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Gray’s Anatomy… continued

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Elbrecht

Gray’s Anatomy… Part I

Other than the hub-bub of “gowning up” every time I needed to see a patient, I enjoyed the four weeks I spent on the Infectious Disease service for a few reasons. First off, our Attendings (the most senior physician who bears most of the underlying responsibility) had been stellar, taking the time and effort to teach us what we needed to recognize as physicians to take care of these growing humans.

Secondly, I enjoyed the day-to-day interaction with the 3rd year medical students who were on our service. I could remember being in their shoes only a few years earlier and had been fortunate to have a few interested Residents teach me how to become a physician. So in like mind, I put forth the effort to interject some critical thinking into their minds during rounds and support their own journey towards becoming a physician.

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Yet, after a month of slipping into a yellow contact precaution gown and sliding a droplet precaution mask over my face every time I entered a patient’s room, I was elated to transition to the Hospital Pediatrics service, a mini-Clin Med of sorts.

While I was excited to be on this new service, I was shocked to see the amount of behavioral medical issues that came pouring through the ED. Nearly every night, there would be one or two more suicide attempts, psychotic breakdowns, violent traumas, or kids with simply bizarre behavior admitted on to our service.

Even more concerning, was the existence of a second Resident-run Hospital Pediatrics service, who would also “take on” an equal number of similar admissions each night. The number of admissions became so high that at one point a 3rd service was initiated, run solely by Attendings, only for the behavioral medicine admissions.

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There is some messed up stuff going on in this world… And one of the points of identification is the Children’s Hospital Emergency Department.

Thankfully, not all is lost and I cared for many children whose medical problems were cured by antibiotics, hydration, technologic advances, and surgical interventions. The look on a parent’s face when their child has survived a hospitalization is incomparable. The intimate relationship you can build over a few hours with another human being when you are their physician, or even more so their child’s, is at the core of why I chose this for my life.

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The next stop on the Internship Train was a month of Obstetrics and Gynecology. As I mentioned in Part I, my six weeks of Ob/Gyn as a student resulted in a two-week “Journey to Reclaim My Soul.” So I must admit, I came into the Ob/Gyn service as a resident with a bit of trepidation.

While I was excited to see the first breath of life for many new babies, when you know you are going to be the one sitting on a stool at the end of a bed as a woman pushes that oxygen-requiring baby towards you, there is a bit of responsibility that comes into play. Even armed with the knowledge that women have been delivering babies for centuries upon centuries with minimal medical intervention, when you are the one charged with helping the baby out of the vagina, it seems like the most monumental task in the history of mankind.

I had been allowed to assist in a couple of deliveries as a student, so I could roughly remember the feeling of a slippery newborn, but nothing prepares you (or specifically, me) to show up on Day 1 and deliver a baby.

But that is exactly what I did. And then again. And again. And again.

Each time it happened during the service was similar, but also dissimilar, to the last. My participation seemed to be the least natural thing I could possibly be doing at that given moment in time. Yet, I would go over and over in my head what I was supposed to be doing: where I should be putting my hands on the vagina, how I should cradle the baby’s head as it popped out, where I should clamp on the umbilical cord, who should I hand the baby to, and on, and on, and on.

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Until all of a sudden, the baby was resting on the mother’s stomach, I had delivered the placenta, cleaned the “birthing area”, counted the instruments and gauze pads, and was ready to tear off the sterile gown, gloves, face mask, and booties like Walter White leaving the meth lab.

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Upon exiting the birthing suite, I would congratulate the mother and surrounding family again, flash a broad smile, and feel the cortisol levels dropping in my blood stream.

A fitting follow-up to Obstetrics and Gynecology was a four-week vacation on our Surgery Out-patient service. Of course, this wasn’t actually a four-week vacation, but when the hours go from roughly 6A-6PM and 6P-6AM to 8a-5p and there are no screaming babies popping out of vaginas, everything seems like a vacation.

Unlike Ob/Gyn where each day was roughly similar in its expectations, this service was filled with a hodge-podge of different surgical specialties. In the Colo-Rectal surgeon’s office I saw more anuses and hemorrhoids than I would care to admit. On Wednesday mornings the Podiatrist would quiz me on foot X-rays and show me how to wield a scalpel on nasty diabetic foot ulcers. The general surgeon had me poking and prodding at inguinal hernias and draining abscesses.

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In order to remind us we were not on vacation, but actually real-life-physicians, I also spent a two weekends that month covering the In-Patient surgical service. In effect, it was the Clin Med for Surgeons: replacing electrolytes, ordering pain medications, changing wound dressings, and evaluating patients for surgical emergencies. Not exactly the exciting life of a Trauma surgeon, but I’ve done worse.

My 7th service found me back on… Clin Med. During our Intern year, we spend two months apiece on Clin Med and OB/Gyn, so making it back to Clin Med represented a half-way point in my year… and gave me the feeling I might actually make it after all.